From Twitter 10-06-2009

• 06:11:00: Now a certain man was ill, Lazarus of Bethany, unfortunately death is considered a pre-existing condition #ConservativeBible
  
• 06:12:30: RT @awolkunazz318: RT @mayangrl And Delihla cut off all of Sampsons locks for he was a dirty liberal hippie. #ConservativeBible
  
• 06:15:15: #ConservativeBible has a real problem w/Jesus Palin' Around w/prostitutes & tax collectors, plus that whole Judas kissing thing
  
• 06:24:57: The Lord sayeth unto Noah, ye shall build an Arc, but useth ye no union labor nor pay thy workers minimum wage #ConservativeBible
  
• 06:31:44: And the Lord sayeth unto Lot, get thee thy duct tape and bottled watter, cuz I'm gonna blow up some Sodomites #ConservativeBible
  
• 11:21:13: RT @rosieandtheband: Isn't editing the bible kind of idk extreme sacrilige? How is that not worse than gay sex? #ConservativeBible
  
• 11:21:41: RT @DavidShuster: 345pm: Conservative bible project cuts liberal passages. http://bit.ly/2CW4o #ConservativeBible
  
• 12:59:34: RT @spacetrucker: I guess they will literally put Reagans 11th commandment in the bible now. #conservativebible
  
• 14:54:24: Restating the obvious, but shouldn't the bible-thumping conservatives change their own ways instead of Bible #conservativebible
  
• 15:16:03: In ruling 4 Cheney on Energy Meetings, SCOTUS made it clear POTUS can have unlimited confidential advisors (Czars) #suckit
  
• 20:28:32: Palin/DeLay Quitter-crooks in 2012 http://is.gd/41jWc
  
• 21:11:13: If you check TwitterSearch, I think the Bible was just completely rewritten in the last 24 hours #ConservativeBible
  
• 21:43:29: Maybe old stuff, but this is what will happen when @Atrios and The Editors rule the world http://is.gd/41qEV
  
• 22:06:27: Al Franken get his Amendment passed preventing Haliburton & KBR from getting away w/rape. How deep a pit we dug http://is.gd/41tZa
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 10-05-2009

• 04:12:20: Utah - Where the men are men ... and they ran out of sheep. http://is.gd/3Y0if
  
• 05:39:11: Krugman: modern conservative movement, which dominates modern GOP, has emotional maturity of a bratty 13-yr-old.http://is.gd/3Ya5O
  
• 05:41:26: Krugman: If GOP think something might B good 4 POTUS, they’re against it — whether or not it’s good 4 USA http://is.gd/3Ya5O
  
• 05:47:56: Krugman: Party of Reagan is "passionate defender of ineffective medical procedures & overpayments 2 ins. co.s" http://is.gd/3Ya5O
  
• 05:50:29: Krugman: GOP is "dominated by radicals - ideologues... who... do not accept anyone else’s right 2 govern." http://is.gd/3Ya5O
  
• 06:09:23: Bobby Jindal sez GOP must "join battle of ideas" - offers no new ideas, just tax cuts & med savings accts http://is.gd/3YdgM
  
• 06:20:32: Maybe @MorningMika's pearl-clutching just brings out the worst in @JoeNBC? That or more oxygen to his brain make Joe watchable
  
• 06:23:17: New GOP talking point:: "Oh, what do the Greeks know about democracy anyway?"Greece's opposition Panhellenic So.. http://bit.ly/132laB
  
• 06:53:37: Ben Cohen: Why Rupert Murdoch Will Fire Glenn Beck: Rupert Murdoch is a smart man. In the U.K, Murdoch aligns h.. http://bit.ly/19M36P
  
• 07:07:29: Deep Thought. @JoeNBC more watchable when he calls conservatives "stupid."
  
• 07:09:48: Hey @BruceMcF did you see this? RT @1txsage1957: Helix shaped wind turbines save birds/more efficient http://bit.ly/Hz7Ke
  
• 07:15:09: @hannityhater Can't remember last time Scarborough and Krugman were singing the same song. Strange Days.
  
• 07:22:15: "WH stays zen for moment, except Rahm" ~@JoeNBC's meds agree w/his sense of snark
  
• 07:24:06: RT @hannityhater: if Joe stays even relatively sane... he'd be a great candidate...// He'd never take the pay cut OR remain sane
  
• 07:32:04: Having @KatrinaNation on with @JoeNBC instead of @MorningMika is like dinner at 5 star restaraunt vs. left over Egg McMuffins
  
• 07:40:39: Just a thought, not a good one - Nude video didn't hurt Paris Hilton's career. But yeah, Erin Andrews was violated.
  
• 07:46:24: Shocking, actual policy debate, not process obsession or hand-wringing over trivial behavior between @KatrinaNation & @JoeNBC.
  
• 07:48:00: RT @NakedNow: (@berkley_mi) Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  
• 07:58:20: Either we trust the guy we voted for to do the responsible thing in Afghanistan, or we're full of it.
  
• 08:02:47: Heh. GOP leaders to Steele: How dare you talk policy when we're throwing poo at the wall. http://is.gd/3YoZb
  
• 09:09:26: RT @Misha1234: Conservatives Remove Liberal Passages From The Bible: http://bit.ly/3d7vYW | Goodby camel thru needle eye
  
• 16:53:52: Bobby Jindal makes a bunch of shit up.: I love the wingnut "what Americans clearly want" article, based on abso.. http://bit.ly/3i3Knx
  
• 16:53:53: The Torture Tapes: Looks like we might one day see Rumsfeld’s handy work:
  
  The Center for Constitutional Right.. http://bit.ly/MItRV
  
• 16:56:01: Conservopedia Bible: Jesus no longer community organizer. Now he's CEO of Heaven, Inc.
  
• 17:00:32: Conservopedia Bible: Jesus turns water into Cristal Champagne #P2 #tcot
  
• 17:02:46: Conservopedia Bible: Jesus enrolls lepers into medical savings accounts #P2 #tcot
  
• 17:06:38: RT @Litzz11: Love that part of the conservative Bible ...emphasiz[ing] "free market solutions." Rifle Jesus replaced by MBA Jesus?
  
• 17:09:21: Conservopedia Bible: Little know fact about Sermon on the Mound. Jesus turned a profit on his loaves & fishes franchise. #P2 #tcot
  
• 17:11:59: Conservopedia Bible: Jesus was protesting high taxes when he trashed the temple money-chagers #P2 #tcot
  
• 17:18:35: RT @OTOOLEFAN: In the new Conservative Bible, the meek inherit shit. #tcot #p2
  
• 17:21:46: Conservopedia Bible: Jesus, Mary & Joseph were Interned in Bethleham barn-yard because of ACORN census taking conspiracy #P2 #tcot
  
• 17:28:00: Conservopedia Bible: IN THE BEGINNING God created Free Markets and Tax Cuts #P2 #tcot
  
• 17:29:52: RT @Douche513: @4dams you are a stupid bastard// Lets leave my mother out of this... and thanks
  
• 17:32:13: Conservopedia Bible: Jesus Saves! (instead of contributing to Social Security) #P2 #tcot
  
• 18:22:54: Conservopedia Bible: "Let's Roll" substituted 4 "Blessed be the peacemakers for they will be called children of god." #P2 #tcot
  
• 20:56:21: RT @Shoq: And the LORD took the man, put him in the garden of Eden, called him, "Pedro" and handed him a weed whacker. #conservativeBible
  
• 21:03:39: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone ... anyone, anybody at all? Hello? Beuhler? Reagan? Anyone? #conservativeBible
  
• 21:37:53: So God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, took one of his ribs, and from that rib, formed a Corporation #conservativeBible
  
• 21:56:24: When Moses saw the Israelites had made a Golden Calf he broke the tablets & sold them derivative default swaps #conservativeBible
  
• 22:02:18: RT @pastordan: In the beginning Galt created the heavens and the earth. #ConservativeBible
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 10-04-2009

• 04:50:08: ACORN will be Obama's WhiteWater if GOP regains Congressional majority
  
• 07:19:40: @BruceMcF you canno equate embarassment with criminal victimhood. If you could, it would be OK to classify stuff if embarassing
  
• 07:58:37: This http://is.gd/3WiYI Plus concepts of Speedy Trial and Statute of Limitations R why Lawyers R not comfortable w/Polanski arrest
  
• 15:23:40: I Don't Think Anybody Could Have Predicted... Oh, Wait!: H/T Atrios, the Philadelphia Inquirer informs us:
  Jobl.. http://bit.ly/2DrQRm
  
• 15:23:41: Criminal Tweets: Man Arrested for Twitter Messages During G20 Protests: Elliot Madison, 41, is the subject of a.. http://bit.ly/SDh1f
  
• 15:23:43: And who has your 'Dead Peasant' policy?: As predictable as the sunrise they cannot help themselves.Oh, .. http://bit.ly/F0srG
  
• 16:53:46: The Art of the Hissy Fit: A Teaser: This week, Talking Points Memo has been all over the story of small town Mo.. http://bit.ly/DB3k1
  
• 19:18:10: Zandar: "Conservatism is dead, it's being led by people who revel in ignorance, racism, stupidity and hatred" http://is.gd/3X6mo
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 10-03-2009

• 00:53:36: Lots of otherwise rational people believe in UFO's, not 2 mention the whole Man in the Sky who knows everything http://is.gd/3TDUw
  
• 00:56:06: @edwardvirtually Yeah, that came through weird. (didn't mean to shout) It was a shared item from google reader
  
• 01:12:50: UNDERNEWS: MEDIA REFUSED TO RUN STORY THAT COULD HAVE CHANGED 2004 ELECTION- http://3aola.tk
  
• 05:58:02: If, as Rush sez, losing Olympics = worst day of Obama presidency -- it's been a pretty good year so far.
  
• 06:39:19: Wonder if wingers who don't want admitted war criminals Bush/Cheney investigated feel solidarity with Polanski defenders...nyah
  
• 13:18:50: Funny, he doesn't look like a Holocaust denier. http://is.gd/3UBVs
  
• 13:39:25: What sick sitcom is this? Weekly Standard, you need to "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and expunge "Cheers" http://is.gd/3UDaT
  
• 13:39:48: @danielabrams Yes means YES
  
• 13:52:55: RT @jazgar: Iran More accomplished 1 day of negotiations than 8 years of threats http://bit.ly/1hUusL
  
• 14:02:25: RT @mcbc:[re: Letterman] @danielabrams But to paraphrase Whoopi they aren't "victims victims."
  
• 14:11:49: RT @rosieandtheband: Okay I'm going to do something entirely unproductive...who's with me?//We're already hangin out on Twitter...
  
• 16:22:37: @GOPLeader I'm an American FROM OHIO and I support the public health insurance option. http://is.gd/3SzSM #sickofit [PLZ RT]
  
• 21:23:03: Liberal Hero of The Weekby digby... maybe the year.Brave: Liberal Hero of The Weekby digby... maybe the year.Br.. http://bit.ly/ejYMd
  
• 21:23:05: FDR and Marcy Kaptur Star in Michael Moore's Teriffic "Capitalism" A Love Story": I saw "Cap.. http://bit.ly/3u2M7C
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 10-02-2009

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

From Twitter 10-01-2009

• 06:04:12: Three minutes in, and Mika is already on my nerves. Am I really missing Joe? ... Gah!
  
• 06:09:50: If GOP can't get on board bringing Olympics to USA, why even bother negotiating with them on Healthcare? Jerks. #hcr @p2 #tcot
  
• 06:24:52: Can't judge a book by it's cover? Palin's "Going Rogue" is #1 and doesn't even have a cover. #WTF
  
• 06:30:17: Booman Tribune ~ A Progressive Community- http://p9qql.tk
  
• 06:38:17: @MWJ1231 I'm flipping channels. Hmm, Taylor Swift is on MTV ... and Headline News actually has "news" in the am.
  
• 06:43:00: Steve Reeves as Herculese on AMC! VH1 replaying highlights from VMA's... Love Alicia Keys. Makes Jay-Z merely annoying, not repulsive
  
• 06:47:11: Continued quest for Morning Joe Alternatives... TLC has Jon & Kate ... uh, NO!
  
• 06:52:48: Hey, is there anything to this 3rd way State run #publicoption plan by Sen Carper http://is.gd/3Qdth
  
• 06:54:02: @MWJ1231 Maria Bartiromo? That twit gives Twitter a bad name
  
• 06:59:18: Oh wow, Al Jazeera's Isreali guest is protesting their bias while Arab Int'l lawyer sez collective punishment of palestinians is like Nazis
  
• 07:02:20: Al Jazeera's morning show makes Morning Joe look like the self-involved trivial sewing circle we know it is. Real news / debate. No Polanski
  
• 07:13:40: Al Jazeera's live reporting from Sumatra then Samoa excellent this morning. Meanwhile Morning Joe spent whole segment on Safe School Czar
  
• 07:17:15: RT @MWJ1231: Mika thinks Alan Grayson has made it worse.// What? Cuz he threw Ayn Rand under the bus? What will Andrea Mitchel say?
  
• 07:22:23: .@MWJ1231 Oh, Grayson, not Greenspan. My bad. ::cleans gunk off glasses::
  
• 07:23:45: @MWJ1231 Saw that on #Maddow. Olbermann was scolding as well. Love the take that Freshmen Congressman shoulc be seen but not heard.
  
• 07:24:50: Cool. IMF Chair gets a shoe thrown at him. #StuffNotSeenOnMorningJoe
  
• 07:28:46: Al Jazeera doing a fine job covering China's 60th celebration, including over-the-top security / police-state tactics preventing disruption
  
• 07:34:55: Aaand Al Jazeera jumps the shark, interviews Ron Paul. Back to channel surfing.
  
• 07:54:45: Oh what a relief, Ron Paul admits Obama is marginally better than Bush (Yes, Al Jazeera devotes 20+ minutes to Blimpie)
  
• 07:56:34: .@stevebeste I gave up on @morningmika at top of the hour and feel so much better about life & my sanity
  
• 08:03:03: @stevebeste I hear ya. Gotta run kids to school, was impressed with Al Jazeera's morning coveraging real news. Probably 1 of few 2 have it
  
• 09:30:27: At long last can we end the Kabuki dance on #healthcare? http://is.gd/3QqJX
  
• 09:37:56: AND LEFT AFGHANISTAN A MESS RT @KarlRove: Bush succeeded in Iraq by talking to his generals regularly. #P2 #TCOT #FUCKOFFKARL
  
• 17:32:49: Luvin this guy "Rep. Alan Grayson May Just Fuck Your Shit Up:" ~@rudepundit: via @Cody_K http://is.gd/3R1hU #p2
  
• 20:53:09: Weak Public Option Passes Finance: Senator Cantwell put together a state-centric public option and the amendmen.. http://bit.ly/CpxaM
  
• 22:23:38: Waaaah!!!! Sean Hannity wants him an Obama White House scalp too! Too bad his attack on Jennings is BS.:
  
  
  
  .. http://bit.ly/eE5qa
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 09-30-2009

• 06:11:04: When Pat Buchanan is the voice of restrained reason vis-a-vis Iran, I smell a rat. You can tell @JoeNBC ain't there
  
• 06:49:23: YES! RT @JoeNBC: Think about all the damage the lack of oxygen has done to my brain over the past 20 years! It explains a lot, doesn't it?
  
• 06:50:51: @MWJ1231 Mika is irritating, but Jow incited my violent tendencies.
  
• 07:03:05: @MWJ1231 yeah, which only served to bring up those very subjects. Funny how that worked
  
• 07:04:48: @MWJ1231 Of course, @JoeNBC might have meant Leeds United manager Simon Grayson ..... nyah
  
• 07:10:43: @MWJ1231 @abba_ks Alan Grayson (D-FL) was the guy w/the "GOP wants yoiu to die fast" sign
  
• 07:12:38: Leeds United (soccer) manager Simon Grayson was my own bit of (failed) snark - who was in the news 4 no real reason
  
• 07:19:57: @MWJ1231 My bad, it was funnier in my own head ... which obviously needs more coffee
  
• 07:41:34: Best thing about Sarah Palin selling a lot of books. A lot of other folks will read it so I don't have to.
  
• 16:36:40: Once again, John Boehner doesn't let an opportunity to be a jackass slip by. http://is.gd/3Pk2m
  
• 16:54:58: The Hypocrisy Shield: Republicans simply don't care about looking stupid or hypocritical -- even in the face of.. http://bit.ly/15FMfn
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com