From Twitter 10-11-2009

• 06:53:14: SCIENCE!: Rule: never, ever trust the Scientifical Informationality in a news article that contains a sentence .. http://bit.ly/4ndL0R
  
• 07:53:15: Allison Kilkenny: Marcy Kaptur's Fight Club: Fight Club entered popular culture in 1999 when director David.. http://bit.ly/1JvOyP
  
• 16:05:31: via email: "Ohio Democratic Party is indeed sorry that Sean Hannity is such a thin-skinned, tea-bagging blowhard..."
  
• 16:08:49: Browns Win! an ugly, non-entertaining, one of the worst excuses for a pathetic display of amateur so-called football I ever hardly watched
  
• 17:46:10: @jayrosen_nyu Wow, no one could have anticipated improving the product might save the newspaper business. Finger's crossed.
  
• 21:39:12: Dude gets hit in the nutz, STILL wacks a double, & Twins can't get him home. #YankeesSuck
  

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From Twitter 10-10-2009

• 12:19:18: How could anything be worse than winning Nobel Peace Prize? Oh the tragic humanity of it all http://is.gd/4cahC
  
• 12:25:14: In other news, Krauthammer pronounces sky green, grass blue, desert wet, water dry. http://is.gd/4caBP
  
• 14:06:49: RT @SmirkingChimp: Tony Hendra: "Not The Bible - The Ultimate and Eternal Parody" - http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/24299
  
• 14:25:16: As one of the American voters whom the Nobel Peace Prize actually was honoring, I humbly accept! So where's my check?
  
• 14:28:39: @BruceMcF Yeah. Obama's version of regime change - outsing the Bushies - is a Nobel worthy change I can believe in.
  
• 15:56:29: RT @whisper1111: you know the Vietnam War never ends..we just move it around
  
• 16:10:08: @DianeSweet Scott Park Campus, nearby where that bar shootout happened, is where my 17 daughter goes to school
  
• 16:17:59: Near my kid's school a bar shootout from drug deal gone bad in Toledo OH via @DianeSweet http://bit.ly/eR6Ld No one hurt amazingly
  
• 21:27:50: Petty? Sarah? Say it ain't so RT @GottaLaff: Sarah Palin Out 2 Destroy Levi Johnston in New Book http://bit.ly/1BAQen H/t: @Gr8RDH
  
• 22:30:36: This Lib/Dem Congress sure can't get much Lib/Dem stuff done. Quick vote to extend unemployment benefits fails http://is.gd/4cCZs
  
• 22:43:48: Like a Hymn? RT @Shoq: "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire #p2
  
• 22:55:40: The GOP really is at war with the world. They hate everybody. http://is.gd/4cEoJ
  
• 23:23:13: The most important bit of television I've seen since...: ...since I can remember.
  BILL MOYERS: Let -- let's loo.. http://bit.ly/JTidJ
  

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From Twitter 10-09-2009

• 05:23:39: Dispassionate Liberal: Wow, Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize- http://lm3i2.tk
  
• 05:35:39: Blog: Wow, Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize: I thought they'd wait at least a year or two for this:The Nobel P.. http://bit.ly/7zKHS
  
• 05:36:59: Anyone else get the feeling the Nobel Committee just LOVES to watch wingnuts set their hair on fire?
  
• 05:40:46: RT @DukeStJournal: @markknoller Will they wake POTUS to tell him?// Sleep? Feh! Such trivial bodily functions are 4 lessor humans
  
• 05:42:16: RT @markknoller: Obama took office less than 10 days before Feb. 1 deadline 4 Nobel Prize nominations.// & already saved the world
  
• 05:44:31: RT @mpoppel: Next on Obama's list: the Oscars.
  
• 05:46:14: Can't let Al Gore get away with being only guy w/Nobel, Oscar & most Prez votes RT @mpoppel: Next on Obama's list: the Oscars.
  
• 05:50:10: RT @Underdad: ...what a standard Obama has set for his first year. What's he going to do next year?
  
• 06:00:43: RT @Underdad: After this... Obama will lead the Lions to Victory in the Superbowl// He's good, but ... LOL
  
• 06:02:59: No one could have predicted.... that @JoeNBC proved (again) what a dick he is before 6:01
  
• 06:05:50: If Obama entered Dancing w/the Stars, he'd win hands down -- unlike low scoring indicted quitters of note
  
• 06:07:00: Damn, beat me to it - again - RT @owillis: Obama winning Nobel peace prize is clearly good news for John McCain
  
• 06:15:41: RT @HopeChat: did President Obama really win a Nobel Peace Prize - what category?//Uh...the "Peace" catagory - suggest more coffee
  
• 06:16:50: FTW! RT @mpoppel: That 3am call finally came for Obama, only months after taking office. "Sir, you just won Nobel Peace Prize."
  
• 06:20:20: @HopeChat Sorry. Just got the Nobel giddies - and been up since 2am &took unfair advantage Won't happen again ;-)
  
• 06:21:22: @MWJ1231 and happy Nobel winning ... declaring war on moon morning to you
  
• 06:22:32: Nobel committe to Olympic committee "Suckit"
  
• 06:25:00: @HopeChat It's all about the Hope.
  
• 06:26:13: It's all about the Hope. Nobel Committee even said so http://is.gd/46sRu
  
• 06:30:30: ME TOO RT @HopeChat: I am very impressed and PROUD of my president --- as usual.
  
• 06:35:59: Munitions maker Alfred Nobel established Peace Prize in the "Hope" of Peace. Obama offers that kind of hope. very appropriate win
  
• 06:38:02: RT @Bobblespeak: CNN bashing Obama & praising Ronald Reagan// WTF? Secret, illegal wars? Making more, not less nukes? Regan? Feh!
  
• 06:50:51: @HopeChat RT @owillis: CNN says that there was record number of noms from Nobel committee for Obama
  
• 07:13:18: .@owillis sez there are 30,000 #tcot tweets like @gop_tb_fla saying Nobel only important 2 "left wing kooks" as head his explodes
  
• 07:14:46: Stay classy RT @RightBloggerPat: ...He's done nothing... he got it because he is black, Bush never got one. #TCOT #P2
  
• 07:21:24: Must be lonely in your lil world RT @lizarddawg: ...President Barack Hussein Obama just is not cut out 2 lead the USA
  
• 07:23:18: Weirdo RT @Cynicor: The Nobel Prize news is even more Hitlery than when the former winners came out supporting evolution in 2005.
  
• 07:31:43: World's gonna end when moon explodes. Obama winning Nobel is a signal of the apocalypse. Oh, & GOP is so gonna win big in 2010 #NOT
  
• 07:35:28: Looks like they they threw a bus at the moon ... and missed.
  
• 07:40:11: Lemme try to explain to the #tcot folks. They don't give out a Peace Prize to warmongers. Get it? Your guys are never eligible.
  
• 07:41:39: Self RT They don't give out a Peace Prize to warmongers.// Except Kissinger. That's the only one #tcot folks get
  
• 09:08:08: Biggest loser in Obama's Peace Prize award? Stephen Colbert - passed up again.
  
• 09:19:44: RT @KagroX: It's kind of like being a community organizer. Except without a Nobel Peace Prize.
  

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From Twitter 10-08-2009

• 13:24:45: Explaining the Crash: Excellent piece from Neiman Watchdog’s newsletter, written by Henry Bantas. Yes, it’s fru.. http://bit.ly/M4TKb
  

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From Twitter 10-07-2009

• 06:56:44: Are there enough racists in St. Louis to fill Ram's stadium if Limbaugh buys the team?
  
• 07:24:31: Al Franken: Good Senator, or GREAT Senator?: I can't help but compare the early days of Senator Al Franken to t.. http://bit.ly/nProW
  
• 07:33:48: @TeresaKopec If thy tooth offendeth ye, then cast it out #ConservativeBible
  
• 16:19:01: How the teabaggers will infiltrate your crypto-fascist-islamo-communist government. http://is.gd/43g4m
  
• 16:25:38: Why is anyone surprised fixing healthcare would reduce deficit when that was the whole point & GOP said it would cost too much?
  
• 18:52:35: Max Blumenthal on @WeGotEd GOP is nothing but "Birthers, Deathers & Civil War Reenacters" Ha!\
  

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From Twitter 10-06-2009

• 06:11:00: Now a certain man was ill, Lazarus of Bethany, unfortunately death is considered a pre-existing condition #ConservativeBible
  
• 06:12:30: RT @awolkunazz318: RT @mayangrl And Delihla cut off all of Sampsons locks for he was a dirty liberal hippie. #ConservativeBible
  
• 06:15:15: #ConservativeBible has a real problem w/Jesus Palin' Around w/prostitutes & tax collectors, plus that whole Judas kissing thing
  
• 06:24:57: The Lord sayeth unto Noah, ye shall build an Arc, but useth ye no union labor nor pay thy workers minimum wage #ConservativeBible
  
• 06:31:44: And the Lord sayeth unto Lot, get thee thy duct tape and bottled watter, cuz I'm gonna blow up some Sodomites #ConservativeBible
  
• 11:21:13: RT @rosieandtheband: Isn't editing the bible kind of idk extreme sacrilige? How is that not worse than gay sex? #ConservativeBible
  
• 11:21:41: RT @DavidShuster: 345pm: Conservative bible project cuts liberal passages. http://bit.ly/2CW4o #ConservativeBible
  
• 12:59:34: RT @spacetrucker: I guess they will literally put Reagans 11th commandment in the bible now. #conservativebible
  
• 14:54:24: Restating the obvious, but shouldn't the bible-thumping conservatives change their own ways instead of Bible #conservativebible
  
• 15:16:03: In ruling 4 Cheney on Energy Meetings, SCOTUS made it clear POTUS can have unlimited confidential advisors (Czars) #suckit
  
• 20:28:32: Palin/DeLay Quitter-crooks in 2012 http://is.gd/41jWc
  
• 21:11:13: If you check TwitterSearch, I think the Bible was just completely rewritten in the last 24 hours #ConservativeBible
  
• 21:43:29: Maybe old stuff, but this is what will happen when @Atrios and The Editors rule the world http://is.gd/41qEV
  
• 22:06:27: Al Franken get his Amendment passed preventing Haliburton & KBR from getting away w/rape. How deep a pit we dug http://is.gd/41tZa
  

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From Twitter 10-05-2009

• 04:12:20: Utah - Where the men are men ... and they ran out of sheep. http://is.gd/3Y0if
  
• 05:39:11: Krugman: modern conservative movement, which dominates modern GOP, has emotional maturity of a bratty 13-yr-old.http://is.gd/3Ya5O
  
• 05:41:26: Krugman: If GOP think something might B good 4 POTUS, they’re against it — whether or not it’s good 4 USA http://is.gd/3Ya5O
  
• 05:47:56: Krugman: Party of Reagan is "passionate defender of ineffective medical procedures & overpayments 2 ins. co.s" http://is.gd/3Ya5O
  
• 05:50:29: Krugman: GOP is "dominated by radicals - ideologues... who... do not accept anyone else’s right 2 govern." http://is.gd/3Ya5O
  
• 06:09:23: Bobby Jindal sez GOP must "join battle of ideas" - offers no new ideas, just tax cuts & med savings accts http://is.gd/3YdgM
  
• 06:20:32: Maybe @MorningMika's pearl-clutching just brings out the worst in @JoeNBC? That or more oxygen to his brain make Joe watchable
  
• 06:23:17: New GOP talking point:: "Oh, what do the Greeks know about democracy anyway?"Greece's opposition Panhellenic So.. http://bit.ly/132laB
  
• 06:53:37: Ben Cohen: Why Rupert Murdoch Will Fire Glenn Beck: Rupert Murdoch is a smart man. In the U.K, Murdoch aligns h.. http://bit.ly/19M36P
  
• 07:07:29: Deep Thought. @JoeNBC more watchable when he calls conservatives "stupid."
  
• 07:09:48: Hey @BruceMcF did you see this? RT @1txsage1957: Helix shaped wind turbines save birds/more efficient http://bit.ly/Hz7Ke
  
• 07:15:09: @hannityhater Can't remember last time Scarborough and Krugman were singing the same song. Strange Days.
  
• 07:22:15: "WH stays zen for moment, except Rahm" ~@JoeNBC's meds agree w/his sense of snark
  
• 07:24:06: RT @hannityhater: if Joe stays even relatively sane... he'd be a great candidate...// He'd never take the pay cut OR remain sane
  
• 07:32:04: Having @KatrinaNation on with @JoeNBC instead of @MorningMika is like dinner at 5 star restaraunt vs. left over Egg McMuffins
  
• 07:40:39: Just a thought, not a good one - Nude video didn't hurt Paris Hilton's career. But yeah, Erin Andrews was violated.
  
• 07:46:24: Shocking, actual policy debate, not process obsession or hand-wringing over trivial behavior between @KatrinaNation & @JoeNBC.
  
• 07:48:00: RT @NakedNow: (@berkley_mi) Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  
• 07:58:20: Either we trust the guy we voted for to do the responsible thing in Afghanistan, or we're full of it.
  
• 08:02:47: Heh. GOP leaders to Steele: How dare you talk policy when we're throwing poo at the wall. http://is.gd/3YoZb
  
• 09:09:26: RT @Misha1234: Conservatives Remove Liberal Passages From The Bible: http://bit.ly/3d7vYW | Goodby camel thru needle eye
  
• 16:53:52: Bobby Jindal makes a bunch of shit up.: I love the wingnut "what Americans clearly want" article, based on abso.. http://bit.ly/3i3Knx
  
• 16:53:53: The Torture Tapes: Looks like we might one day see Rumsfeld’s handy work:
  
  The Center for Constitutional Right.. http://bit.ly/MItRV
  
• 16:56:01: Conservopedia Bible: Jesus no longer community organizer. Now he's CEO of Heaven, Inc.
  
• 17:00:32: Conservopedia Bible: Jesus turns water into Cristal Champagne #P2 #tcot
  
• 17:02:46: Conservopedia Bible: Jesus enrolls lepers into medical savings accounts #P2 #tcot
  
• 17:06:38: RT @Litzz11: Love that part of the conservative Bible ...emphasiz[ing] "free market solutions." Rifle Jesus replaced by MBA Jesus?
  
• 17:09:21: Conservopedia Bible: Little know fact about Sermon on the Mound. Jesus turned a profit on his loaves & fishes franchise. #P2 #tcot
  
• 17:11:59: Conservopedia Bible: Jesus was protesting high taxes when he trashed the temple money-chagers #P2 #tcot
  
• 17:18:35: RT @OTOOLEFAN: In the new Conservative Bible, the meek inherit shit. #tcot #p2
  
• 17:21:46: Conservopedia Bible: Jesus, Mary & Joseph were Interned in Bethleham barn-yard because of ACORN census taking conspiracy #P2 #tcot
  
• 17:28:00: Conservopedia Bible: IN THE BEGINNING God created Free Markets and Tax Cuts #P2 #tcot
  
• 17:29:52: RT @Douche513: @4dams you are a stupid bastard// Lets leave my mother out of this... and thanks
  
• 17:32:13: Conservopedia Bible: Jesus Saves! (instead of contributing to Social Security) #P2 #tcot
  
• 18:22:54: Conservopedia Bible: "Let's Roll" substituted 4 "Blessed be the peacemakers for they will be called children of god." #P2 #tcot
  
• 20:56:21: RT @Shoq: And the LORD took the man, put him in the garden of Eden, called him, "Pedro" and handed him a weed whacker. #conservativeBible
  
• 21:03:39: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone ... anyone, anybody at all? Hello? Beuhler? Reagan? Anyone? #conservativeBible
  
• 21:37:53: So God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, took one of his ribs, and from that rib, formed a Corporation #conservativeBible
  
• 21:56:24: When Moses saw the Israelites had made a Golden Calf he broke the tablets & sold them derivative default swaps #conservativeBible
  
• 22:02:18: RT @pastordan: In the beginning Galt created the heavens and the earth. #ConservativeBible
  

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