From Twitter 10-06-2009 By: Mark W Adams

• 06:11:00: Now a certain man was ill, Lazarus of Bethany, unfortunately death is considered a pre-existing condition #ConservativeBible
  
• 06:12:30: RT @awolkunazz318: RT @mayangrl And Delihla cut off all of Sampsons locks for he was a dirty liberal hippie. #ConservativeBible
  
• 06:15:15: #ConservativeBible has a real problem w/Jesus Palin' Around w/prostitutes & tax collectors, plus that whole Judas kissing thing
  
• 06:24:57: The Lord sayeth unto Noah, ye shall build an Arc, but useth ye no union labor nor pay thy workers minimum wage #ConservativeBible
  
• 06:31:44: And the Lord sayeth unto Lot, get thee thy duct tape and bottled watter, cuz I'm gonna blow up some Sodomites #ConservativeBible
  
• 11:21:13: RT @rosieandtheband: Isn't editing the bible kind of idk extreme sacrilige? How is that not worse than gay sex? #ConservativeBible
  
• 11:21:41: RT @DavidShuster: 345pm: Conservative bible project cuts liberal passages. http://bit.ly/2CW4o #ConservativeBible
  
• 12:59:34: RT @spacetrucker: I guess they will literally put Reagans 11th commandment in the bible now. #conservativebible
  
• 14:54:24: Restating the obvious, but shouldn't the bible-thumping conservatives change their own ways instead of Bible #conservativebible
  
• 15:16:03: In ruling 4 Cheney on Energy Meetings, SCOTUS made it clear POTUS can have unlimited confidential advisors (Czars) #suckit
  
• 20:28:32: Palin/DeLay Quitter-crooks in 2012 http://is.gd/41jWc
  
• 21:11:13: If you check TwitterSearch, I think the Bible was just completely rewritten in the last 24 hours #ConservativeBible
  
• 21:43:29: Maybe old stuff, but this is what will happen when @Atrios and The Editors rule the world http://is.gd/41qEV
  
• 22:06:27: Al Franken get his Amendment passed preventing Haliburton & KBR from getting away w/rape. How deep a pit we dug http://is.gd/41tZa
  

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