From Twitter 08-21-2009 By: Mark W Adams

• 09:30:06: Big Dog goes 2 N.Kor & 2 journos released. McCain goes 2 Libya & they get their bomber back. WTF?
  
• 09:41:43: How 'bout next time Prez wants 2 go 2 war they have 2 get 80 votes in the Senate. Oh, & actually declare war http://is.gd/2rRDk
  
• 09:43:03: New Bipartisanship. Supreme Court can only select a President if it's a unanimous decision. http://is.gd/2rRDk
  
• 09:48:15: New Bipartisanship. POTUS can only be impeached if editorial boards of WSJ NYTimes USAToday & WashPost agree. http://is.gd/2rRDk
  
• 09:52:21: New Bipartisanship requires 3/5ths of Electoral College elect POTUS http://is.gd/2rRDk
  
• 09:58:47: New Bipartisanship means Congress can only raise taxes with consent of Fortune 500 http://is.gd/2rRDk
  
• 10:01:50: New Bipartisanship rule: 4 out of 5 dentists must agree if you're allowed to chew gum. http://is.gd/2rRDk
  
• 10:08:09: New Bipartisanship has replaced Star Spangled Banner with Kumbaiyah before all sports events.
  
• 10:10:30: New Bipartisanship takes over FCC. Olbermann/O'Reilly will now simulcast on FOX & MSNBC, alternating segments. http://is.gd/2rRDk
  
• 15:28:55: Even if Texas did secede, it's not like they'd pick the place up & move it far enough away. via @buzzflash http://is.gd/2sh1i
  
• 15:33:59: Without public option, we could have let McCain get elected and ended up with the same shitty, watered down <quote>reforn</quote>
  
• 15:49:03: Oh, that's what they call it. Pointing a gun at someone is how you "De-escalate a conflict." Got it. http://is.gd/2siuj
  
• 17:13:16: Go Read- Charles Krauthammer on End of Life Counseling: by Conor ClarkeCouldn't have said this bette.. http://bit.ly/15ZRZi
  
• 20:37:23: Olbermann is reminding me that my recurring nightmare, living thru Bush Admin, was not a dream - dammit.
  
• 20:47:22: @LauraNo: need documentary? Need prosecutions so it never happens again. Can't afford to lose @Shoq
  
• 20:55:04: .@arlindarlin Another sign this country is broken. Financially, politically, legally, medically F%(&ed - wingnuts blame Ur morals
  
• 21:02:37: RT @LauraNo: We [Canadians] do have internet up here. // Yeah sure, but ya got long lines & Blue Screens of Death Panels
  
• 21:45:46: More, Keep 'em comin' RT @rkref: Dick Armey's former Congressional aide indicted in Abramoff scandal. http://bit.ly/3yHgoS
  
• 22:06:50: It’s OFFICIAL: The GOP Has Become a CULT - Jack & Jill Politics- http://c59hu.tk
  
• 23:06:43: RT @Thom_Hartmann: RT @WaimeaWitch Rep Hoyer's website has poll on health reform priority http://hoyer.house.gov/ inundate him
  

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